Tough Traveling- Assassins

Started by Fantasy Review Barn, now run by Fantasy Faction.  Tough Traveling is back my friends!  Yes, the best fantasy specific meme around is finally up and running again.  So join us every week as we tour the fantasy genre. From high to low, from classics to new releases, from epic to urban; each month, we will guide you in search of a different trope, theme or cliché.  For a history of what came before check the tag above.

This weeks topic is Assassins:

Assassins are ubiquitous throughout fantasyland. Sharp-eyed readers (or even blunt-eyed ones) will notice that their hooded forms often adorn book covers, and that they frequently appear – rather improbably – not to mind being the sole focus of our attention. Whether they’re spotlight hogs or camera-shy and brooding, most assassins will have trained for years and are very, VERY good at their job (i.e. killing people for money).

Let’s jump right in!

Men at Arms (Discworld, #15; City Watch, #2)The Assassins Guild Diskworld by Terry Pratchett – That’s right, an entire guild with the topic right in their name. Also fits the requisite Discworld reference. Their motto says it all; Nil Mortifi Sine Lucre (No killing without payment). Just look for the dark and sinister building; it belongs to the Fool’s guild. The Assassins are housed in the much nicer building near by.

Mark Vorkosigan Brothers in Arms by Lois McMaster Bujold – I assume that spoilers for most of the Vorkosigan series are fair game by now? Mark is an illegal clone of Miles Vorkosigan and was built and trained to be the perfect doppelganger. Unfortunately for Mark this means a life of hell due to Miles’ brittleness from a nerve toxin that destroyed his skeleton in utero. So if Miles breaks a bone or has a painful surgery guess who has to have the same to fool medical scans?

Brother of Arms may have been the point where the Vorkosigan series went from entertaining to must read. Mark is a very unique character who becomes very engaging as the series progresses. And interestingly his assassin training never stops being important long after it is no longer his only purpose.

Mara JadeThrawn Trilogy by Timothy Zahn – I know that Thrawn was brought back into canon after the old Heir to the Empire (Star Wars: The Thrawn Trilogy #1)Expanded Universe was jettisoned. But if there is any single character who should be brough back it is Mara Jade; one of THE BEST Star War’s characters in book or movie. Trained by the Emperor himself to be a perfect killer and binded by his dying wish to kill Luke Skywalker, she was just as important to the trilogy that launched the EU as the series namesake was.

Sure, Kevin J Anderson did everything he could to marginalize her into nothing more than a prize for Lando when he got a hold of this marvelous creation; which did hurt her long term viability. But when Zahn got his character back he was able to rebuild her image just in time for the Vong invasion that really turned the universe around.

Everyone in Best Served Cold by Joe Ambercrombie – Because the entire book is a revenge plot involving multiple assassinations. Well, except Monza, because she is the one bankrolling the assassins.

Croup and VandemarNeverwhere by Neil Gaiman – “There are four simple ways for the observant to tell Mr. Croup and Mr. Vandemar apart: first, Mr. Vandemar is two and a half heads taller than Mr. Croup; second, Mr. Croup has eyes of a faded china blue, while Mr. Vandemar’s eyes are brown; third, while Mr. Vandemar fashioned the rings he wears on his right hand out of the skulls of four ravens, Mr. Croup has no obvious jewelery; fourth, Mr. Croup likes words, while Mr. Vandemar is always hungry. Also, they look nothing at all alike.”

I don’t really need to say anything, Gaiman took care of it in the above quote. Neverwhere isn’t my favorite book but Croup and Vandemar are some of my favorite characters of all time. As are the various characters they seemed to inspire; Tulip and Pin and the Domino Men coming first to mind.

The Killing Moon (Dreamblood, #1)Anton ChigurhNo Country for Old Men by Cormac McCarthy – Smart as hell and completely lacking in empathy. Pure assassin. Not really fantasy (though I maintain that Blood Meridian by the same author absolutely is) but most definitely an assassin..

The GatherersDreamblood Duology by N. K. Jemisin – I am not sure that I realized at first that the Gatherers were state sponsored assassins but that is what they are. Plus a kind of dream vampire. But to explain it further would be hard; partially because it has been a few years since I read the books. But if you have not read the books yet, why not? No seriously, why not? I told you too years ago. I assumed you were paying attention…

Thank you for joining me.  Please remember to check out all the other travelers and we will see you next month.

25 thoughts on “Tough Traveling- Assassins

    • Oh they sure can be. I haven’t loved all the books I read with them but I probably forgive not so good books that include them a bit more than I should at times.


  1. Ah, this is a brilliant feature… I will defo keep an eye out for future ones. Found quite a few interesting ones I want to check out now and I can’t believe I haven’t read anything by Abercrombie yet.. I feel like such a loser. I better fix this issue XD


    • Before I started blogging Abercrombie was one of my favorite authors. My tastes have changed dramatically in those five years…but Abercrombie is still one of my favorites. He is damn good. And yes, join the feature! It is always funner when you log on and see twenty people have made a list.

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    • I didn’t mean to!! I messed up the timing. I now have my timezone set up correctly on the new blog, which I had never done before.

      And how do we not have any repeats?!! IF YOU READ PRATCHETT WE WOULD HAVE SOME REPEATS!!


      • I read Pratchett and I still (kind of) picked a different one than you did! ;D


  2. ‘Everyone’. Can’t believe I didn’t even think of Best Served Cold! High five on the inclusion of Dreamblood though. 😀


    • I was pretty meh about the series at first; it was the meager selection of audiobooks at my library that kept me on the series. But after getting through Brother in Arms I was suddenly all in.


  3. I still haven’t read the Abercrombie, Pratchett and Nemisin on this list – so, massive fail. The series I most want to pick up though is the Abercrombie which I hope to get to soon.
    I love that you included Croup and Vandemar – I think they are absolutely excellent characters. I did think of including them but I went with an all female assassins list.
    Lynn 😀


    • I agree 100% and had meant to add them to the post before ultimately forgetting about them. I didn’t see Diamonds are Forever until a few years ago so they sometimes fade in my mind.


  4. I love the Ankh-Morpork Assassins’ Guild! I didn’t even think of it, though I’m not sure why because it’s always amusing whenever it features. I haven’t read ‘Men at Arms’ but I enjoyed the final exams Pteppic had to go through in ‘Pyramids’ in order to become a full assassin.


  5. Ahh yes I love the Assassin’s Guild!! They’re definitely the best assassins in fiction!! And I was super creeped out by Croup and Vandemar when I read Neverwhere (another fantastic book) I love your choices here!! Awesome post!!


  6. Mark and Mara Jade! I can’t belive I didn’t think of them. I was… focusing on fantasy. Yes, that’s my excuse and I’m sticking with it. 😉
    Great list! Clearly, I should try Ambercrombie.


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