Comic Review :’The Long Halloween’ by Jeph Loeb

Acknowledgments where they belong. I picked up this particular graphic novel after a Batman: The Long Halloweendiscussion on the current TV show Gotham in which it was suggested that The Long Halloween was one of the biggest influences on The Dark Knight movie we all know and love. After reading it in two sittings I can both that the influence is obvious and that it is worth reading on its own anyway.

Representing one long story arc that takes place over a single year The Long Halloween pits Batman against a killer called Holiday. Holiday is something unique as he/she is targeting members of Carmine Falcone’s criminal enterprise; leaving a question of why this vigilante is better or worse than Batman. The question comes from Gordan himself; is Gotham attracting a different sort of criminal because of Batman’s presence? The Long Halloween also acts as something of an origin story for one particular villain. I won’t name who but from the first appearance I was waiting for the eventual ‘snap.’

This was a strong overall story that in my mind was somewhat hampered by its episodic nature; it felt like the series of short comics it was. On the one hand this lead to some very cool appearance by almost the entire Batman villain pantheon; or at least all those that a novice like myself would know. As a showcase I doubt there is a much better representation. Both the Joker and Catwoman are woven into the story several times with great effect.  Selina Kyle especially shined in this run more than a match for Bruce even without her other moniker.   I also appreciated the way the art worked with Catwoman and Poison Ivy; allowing them both to be sensual with resorting to fan service.

On the other hand the story could have been pulled off just as effectively with about half of the cast. Several of the villains seemed to be present only to knocked off my a checklist; showing up an disappearing without contributing the story in any fashion. If I had the collection in individual comics rather than a single bound collection I would discard about six issues before passing it on to the next reader—and they would get the same story I did in a lot less jarring format.

Several plot lines needed to be tied up by the end of the story arc and the conclusions were something of a mixed bag. The villain creation story was exactly how it should have been as was the final twist on the Holiday killer itself. But there was a collection of villains who made a final appearance that I really didn’t see the need for. Sadly this included a very unsatisfying end to Catwoman’s otherwise excellent story.

I wasn’t into superheroes much as a kid but Batman will always be cool. This is the comic I have read that actually focuses on the dark knight but I am more than willing to start catching up.

Tough Travels – Bugs


Each Thursday, our copy of ‘The Tough Guide to Fantasyland’ in hand, we shall tour the mystical countryside looking for adventure and fun (and tropes) from all over fantasy.

This week’s topic is BUGS

BUGS- Not in the Tough Guide but it should be. Let’s all find anything creepy or crawly, big or small, six legs, eight legs, or more. Bugs, bugs, bugs.

Make no mistake I love bugs. I worked a pet store in college and was the guy who took out the tarantulas and scorpions (and snakes, but that is a different list). If I see a spider in my house I ‘escort’ it back outside. Sure crickets can piss me off at times, and mosquitoes get swatted on site, but for the most part I think bugs a great thing. Especially in my books.

Plus I can think of nothing better than yummy bugs to get us all in the mood for Thanksgiving (those of us in the U.S. at least).

Starship TroopersStarship Troopers – Robert Heinlein – Oh, hell, ya, space men in armored suites jumping around a blazing a swarm of killer space bugs. Sound familiar to anyone? I think it is safe to say that this was one influential book.   Sure it goes off on a political bend for a while but I never stopped loving this book.

Ignore the movie. It was fucking horrible. And ignore people who claim it was actually an amazing satire of the book itself; there are some great ‘news stories’ that did the satire thing very well but they were hidden in a crappy movie that took all the life out of the book.

I want my starship bugs to be intelligent, build ships, and sound like frying bacon when they tunnel through the ground to swallow up space marines whole.

God’s War –Kameron Hurley – Bug Punk is a thing because Hurley made it so. Ironically I went into the book thinking bugs were going to be bad; instead they are just the thread that holds the world together. Bugs used for healing, bugs used for magic, bugs used as fuel. Even vehicles are bug carapaces filled with bug parts.

Eventually reading Hurley books forces a person to answer very important questions. Which would freak more people out? Being forced to live hand in hand with all the creepy crawly things like they do in God’s War? Or watching out for carnivorous plants like in Mirror Empire?

Empire in Black and Gold – Adrian Tchaikovsky – Has anyone done one of these Tough Empire in Black and Gold (Shadows of the Apt, #1)Travel posts and immediately wanted to reread one of your choices? That is what I have going here. I love this series but have only read the first four books. Because the series currently doesn’t have a publisher on this side of the ocean! WHY.

Here the people are bugs. Or rather aspects of them, or kin to them. Or something, it seems confusing but it works. So the beetle-kin are industrious and the mantis-kin are solitary warriors and the damn wasps are a dominating, swarming force. And they start off with a simple basic formulaic fantasy book that fools the reader by being different; then careens off into one heck of a series. AT LEAST WHAT I CAN READ OF IT IS!

Perdido Street StationRabindranauth said I could have Slate Moths so I am putting Slate Moths on my list again. Because I like them.

Codex: TyranidsWarhammer 40k/Starcraft –I put these together because their bugs are the same. Both rip off Starship Troopers to some degree by having hulking space marines gun down raving hordes of bugs. In Warhammer 40k they are called Tyranids and they are scary damn things. Huge hive ships roam space and consume any matter they can get; they use that to make more Tyranids.

As for the Zerg, well they were my weakest race. I was a stim-marine drop ship guy if I had my way, though the Protoss brute strength got me quite a ways up the ladder. But if I had to play Zerg I made good use of those defilers. Dark Swarm for the win!

Harry Potter – I know you are all going to include the big spider thing in the woods. As such I wasn’t going to use anything from HP. But my wonderful wife pointed out that Rita Skeeter could turn herself into a fly. So there, a bug.

This week wasn’t too hard, let’s keep it easy.

Join us next week as we look at HIGH PRIESTS

HIGH PRIEST is nearly always evil, either on his own account or on behalf of the dark lord.

Surely we can find a few of these?

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Fantasy Review: ‘Unholy War’ by David Hair

Unholy War (Moontide Quartet, #3)Three books into a war spanning two continents- where the hell are you?

For reasons I can’t figure out David Hair’s epic series is flying somewhat under the radar. The Moontide Quartet has everything I am looking for when I want a truly epic feel and Unholy War is a very worthy continuation of a good thing. After a strong but uneven opening book the last two books have been very consistent; lots of action, smart political plays, and a few surprises no matter how vigilantly one watches the text.

I continue to be impressed by the way Hair takes some very familiar, almost trite, ideas and spins them in a new way. Not in a trope bending fashion, that doesn’t really explain it. He built a fantasy version of the crusades, hardly an original through in fantasy. But Hair refused to take the easy route and make things as simple as Us vs Them, Black vs White, or dare I say, Christian vs Muslim. No single culture monoliths are present; even within groups are being forced by circumstance to fight alongside each other divisions work deep.

Made even better by scattering the point of view characters all over the map; there is no right side to this conflict for a reader to gradually start rooting for. Perhaps a reader’s cultural biases may have them thinking one side or the other is showing backward thinking but the narration itself is completely neutral. And if one ‘culture’ shows you it’s worse side in one chapter then be assured a chapter soon after will have you realizing they represent only a fraction of that sides actually beliefs.

So if there isn’t a correct side to root for where is the reader’s emotional involvement to come from? The characters of course. Some to root for, some to root against, and some that you just can’t help to follow even if you are not quite sure how you feel about them. Even characters of whose chapters I wanted to skip in earlier books are must read at this point; a major thing in the series favor is there is no POV that is noticeably weaker than the others. Gyle, spy and wannabe puppet master is by far my favorite to read about; not a nice man but always involved.

This is a middle book in a four part series and as such spends a lot of time moving its pieces around. Almost everyone is on the move; some lags occur during the travel times. If there was anything that annoyed me it was the insane rate that our major characters started ‘hooking up.’ Perhaps I am over stating it but three or four of our major characters found another major character to ease the journey a bit (wink, wink, nudge nudge). Basicaly if you found a male and a female together for more than a chapter expect a sex scene (got tired of winking, subtlety is not really my thing).

Epic fantasy is not dying my friends, it is just moving in new directions. Here is a book (not the only book but a great example) that proves that fantasy can have a basis in medieval ideas and still remember to give a role to women and non-white cultures. And yes it still has cultural oppression, racial biases, and hellish situations for the downtrodden. But it also has signs of growth, diversity, and people of all walks carrying their own agency.

This was a book that needs all eight hundred pages to follow its multiple viewpoints. There is some foreshadowing that is hard to ignore; I would be shocked if a few storylines don’t end up exactly as I envision. But there are so many moving pieces that guessing the whole story is proving to be impossible; and if the final book proves me wrong on the threads I think I have then so much the better.

4 Stars

Copy for review provided by Jo Fletcher Books.

Fantasy Review: ‘Full Fathom Five’ by Max Gladstone

Third in the series but I think it may be the best one yet. The world is starting to tie together Full Fathom Five (Craft Sequence #3)in lots of interesting ways. This time we are taken to a city that wants nothing to do with the gods and deathless kings that rule other parts of the world; religion is not snuffed out but rather minds are reprogrammed the right way by giant stone terrors known as penitents. Rather than gods or goddesses this is a land of idols; keep some of the benefits but none of the pesky will that deities tend to have.

Alternating between two characters, a street rat that who befriends a hidden angel (that’s what I am calling her at least) and a priestess who watches the death of a god she helped create. One remembering a dead god who should have never existed, the other mourning one that died under seemingly normal circumstances.   Eventually they are tied together by a poet who’s rise to fame can only be described as a minor miracle- in a land where that should be impossible.

Some series makes the reader fall in love with the world and this is no exception. This strange semi-urban setting Gladstone lays out continues to impress. Many of the larger concepts important to Full Fathom Five were laid down by earlier books; human soul as currency, necromancer lawyers, and living gods remain important. Each city visited so far have interacted with gods in different ways but the deities presence are strongly felt in each of them.

Better still is the way Gladstone continues to give an entirely new cast with each outing that immediately catch my interest. This is a bold approach, we know people often invest more in characters more than they do in authors, to start over each time is not an easy trick. Kai the priestess and Izza the thief show that this approach works though. We follow them for different reasons; Kai seems more important to the larger picture of the city but Izza acting a priestess of gods that shouldn’t exist provides the earlier hook into the world. It allows a slower set up for Kai, who eases into her role, because Izza’s path is action packed from the get go. Of course as the story goes on we find they both have equally important parts in this play.

Everything I have said complementary about previous works in this series still apply; imaginative, deep, smart, and wonderful. Seeing characters start to show up from the previous books is feels natural; life is moving forward and all that. The Craft Sequence is one of my favorite series going these days, I can’t recommend it enough.

4 Stars

Thank you to Tabitha for letting me read her copy!

Comic Review: ‘Rat Queens, Vol. 1: Sass & Sorcery’

Rat Queens, Vol. 1: Sass & SorceryAn all female mercenary company gets sent into a trap and almost die to a nasty troll. They must get to the bottom of a conspiracy that threatens their town in their own way; finding joy where it can be found, drinking whenever possible, and kicking ass better than anyone around.

If more comics were like this one I would read more comics. Or maybe more comics are like this one I should be reading more comics. Either way Rat Queens is certainly a comic I will be wanting to read more of. The classic fantasy setup made it a perfect fit for someone who typically isn’t a comic reader.

It reminds me of the webcomics I used to try to keep up with before life got in the way only…better. Obviously better polished in art and editing than the amateur efforts of love those represented.   But over all just a strong collection that both mocks and works within the fantasy feel. Not quite pure parody, though plenty is present, as it also sets up a longer term story arc. At its best when the characters’ wit was on display; this is one awesome collection of badass women. Lucky for me there was almost never a time where one of the characters wasn’t cracking me up, so it was at its best often.

There is simplicity to comics that novels can’t match; a plot with an awful lot of complexity is showing up in a relatively short span. Romantic relationships, family dynamics and a whole lot of action were put on display crisply due to a wonderful mix of art and conversation; what I loved was this felt like a single work rather than art haphazardly added to a writer’s musings.

If you are wondering if you should read Rat Queens ask yourself a few questions. Would I like a diverse cast of awesome women kicking ass? Do I find humor in dark situations and gallows style joking? Have I ever wondered what a female troll looks like? If a fantasy dwarf shaves off her beard would I find her attractive? If you are thinking yes to any of these questions (or just wondering what the hell is with the dwarf beard thing) then get right on it.

The last time a comic was must read for me was Sandman and that was ten years ago. I promise as long as Rat Queens keeps up this pace I will be eying the collections’ release dates.

Tough Travels – Missing Heirs


Each Thursday, our copy of ‘The Tough Guide to Fantasyland’ in hand, we shall tour the mystical countryside looking for adventure and fun (and tropes) from all over fantasy.

This week’s topic is MISSING HEIRS

MISSING HEIRS occur with great frequency. At any given time, half the countries in Fantasyland will have mislaid their crown princess/prince.

I have no intro to give you so let’s jump right to it.

Wyrd Sisters (Discworld, #6)TomjonWyrd Sisters – Oh those meddling witches of Lancre. A young baby is thrust into Granny’s arms just ahead of the pursing soldiers. After a short demonstration to the soldiers of what leads to a long life (i.e. not messing with Granny) she finds herself holding a young prince in her arms.

What to do, the kid isn’t safe in town.   So he sent to live with some traveling actors and the kingdom is forced to live with a nasty Duke/Duchess combo. All the witches have to do is wait eighteen years for the kid to grow up and they can work to put the rightful heir back on the throne. Of course, Granny isn’t known to be the most patient of people…

CarrotDiscworld by Terry Pratchett – Yes I can put Pratchett on my list twice. Just like in last year’s Barney Awards there are things I am allowed to do just because. And Carrot is a special case because he is not exactly missing. One of the most visible and well known people in the entire city he was adopted by dwarves who found him (and this strangly solid sword) after an obvious violent run in that left him alone. He just happens to have a birth mark that people find VERY interesting. And the resemblance to kings of old is uncanny.

Strange thing is at one point in time the possible proof of his royal linage was brought out. Unfortunately some careless oaf lost it. Now who was it that last had the papers in his hands?

SageThe False Prince by Jennifer A. Nielson- Sometimes a missing heir is just an excuse. The False Prince (The Ascendance Trilogy, #1)Nobleman Conner plans on taking full advantage of a young prince’s death by finding several lookalikes and training them to be the Prince. As Sage soon finds out, Conner is playing for keeps.

He has to do everything he can to become a prince no one has seen in years, all the while trying to stay one step ahead of Conner’s plans for him. Because if he is going to be Prince, puppet is not going to be his other title.

EveryoneA Song of Ice and Fire by George RR Martin – You read that right. Every single named character in the book is most likely the long lost descendent of either the Barratheons or the Targaryens. If you start off assuming that, and that if you like the character he/she is about to die, then you are properly prepared to read the series.

Stardust[Spoiler] Stardust by Neil Gaiman – Hidden right in plain sight. In Stardust [spoiler] is part of the game of the dying king decides to play. [spoiler] first is seen as a [spoiler] and others are completely unaware of [spoiler]’s role. So when [spoiler] and [spoiler] are off doing [spoiler] then [spoiler] [spoiler] [spoiler] [spoiler] [spoiler].

It really is a good book, and the movie was better than I expected as well. Especially the addition of [spoiler].

With that I must quit because this is a rare week where I can’t think of a single one I left out. Hopefully others we strong or we may see the same four on everyone’s list. Naw, my fellow travelers never fail to amaze me with their awesome knowledge.


Join us next week as we look for BUGS

BUGS- Not in the Tough Guide but it should be. Let’s all find anything creepy or crawly, big or small, six legs, eight legs, or more. Bugs, bugs, bugs.

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Blogoversery: Two years

We have made it two full years. Yet Fantasy Review Barn is still not the largest review site on the net. Clearly something has gone wrong in the master plan. For my blogoversery I only ask that you repeatedly bug each and every one of your friends, acquaintances, and twitter contacts until they are following The Barn in one way or another. That really shouldn’t be too much to ask, should it?

It was a year of a lot of changes in the blog. Reviews slowed down a bit as Pauline and Ana worked on their own stuff (such as putting out a book!) and I slowly embraced my role as lead player over this little experiment. After experimenting with a few list style posts I decided to make it official and start my own weekly feature. I don’t know if I ever expected Tough Travelling to become a meme but I hoped a few people would follow on the journey. It has been successful beyond any hope I had though; to date twenty three other blogs have joined in at one point or another. Given it is a very genre specific meme I have to consider this a complete success. So my first thank you goes to everyone who has joined me on that particularly journey; I hope it has reaped rewards for you as it has for me.

But despite me taking a more vocal role this blog remains a joint effort. Every month Pauline’s end of year post on self-published gems starts showing back up in the stats as someone posts it to yet another forum. And until a few highly anticipated releases in the fall the most popular post on the site by far was this one from Ana; a series not even available in the language the review was written in blew up the site for about a month. I still can’t imagine going at this on my own. So my second set of thanks goes to my wonderful blogging partners. I am still thrilled to be working with both of you and I appreciate everything you both have put into this blog.

The biggest change this blog has gone through though is becoming more than just a fringe outlier; traffic moved well past any hopes I had and sometimes I look at our stats in awe (yes I look at them because I am a competitive person). I can’t say thank you enough to every single person who takes the time to read this blog. Thank you for every retweet, forum link or reddit hitch; and any other stealth ways people have helped us grow. In our third year I hope to work our way onto the big kid table; I hope to do a few more interviews if I have questions I want answered, invite guest posts from people who have something to say, all while continuing to provide a mix of reviews that hopefully lead people to good books.

If I started listing bloggers who deserve a shoutout it would take all day but I think y’all know who you are. Every comment received is a gem and they make me smile when a feel the phone buzz during the long work day from an e-mail received. The community is really what makes blogging rewarding after a while and I doubt I would still be putting reviews into the world had I not joined the larger sff network that exists.

Finally, and most importantly, thank you to my wife for putting up with my strange little hobby.

On to year three!

Fantasy Review: ‘The Shotgun Arcana’ by R.S. Belcher

Sometimes taking a story all the way over the top just flat out works. It is not enough to The Shotgun Arcana (Golgotha, #2)have angels on earth, zombie outbreaks, Frankenstein-ish scientists and various shape shifters in a Wild West town. It would be much, much better to add in some ninjas, ancient orders of mysticism, and a large number of the nastiest killers in the world to the mix. When in Rome and all that jazz (mixing clichés is even more fun that mixing metaphors, you should try it). Here is the weirdest thing about all of this though; every single strange element I just listed is present in The Shotgun Arcana yet somehow the story avoids feeling like pure pulp.

Really it shouldn’t surprise me that this works so well as the ‘everything goes into the pot’ approach is used in the urban fantasy sub-genre to great affect all the time. And when picking a classification the UF label works as well as any other for this series despite taking place a good hundred plus before most urban fantasy tales.

Anyway… The Shotgun Arcana is the follow up to The Six-Gun Tarot which set the stage for this weird west town named Golgotha and the strange happenings with in. The first book was overly ambitious and while I enjoyed it immensely it was all almost too much; it wanted to do everything and I felt there were a few things that fell through the cracks by the end. Shotgun Arcana benefits from having the mythos of this world pre-established and was able to move right in the story. As such it felt like a tighter and more focused book all around. From beginning to end the pressure is never let off; right up to the end as loose ends are neatly tied while new threads are purposely unraveled.

A basic plot summery boils down to rival angels competing for the direction earth will take; final showdown taking place in Golgotha. Serial killers from around the world appear to be converging on a town that is doing its best to forget the crazy transpirings from a couple years before. Those standing to stop them from destroy the town (and eventually the world) include an immortal (allegedly) sheriff, his part coyote deputy, a decedent of Lilith with near super powers, and a few other over the top and completely awesome personalities. Expect lots of action, lots of blood, and a few things that can’t even be explained by the supernatural.

Dark but occasionally funny this a tale that balances characters one can’t help but love and a setting /mythos that will leave a person dying for more. I admit I was hooked, flipping pages at a pace I don’t get to do much of anymore and threatening to bite anyone who asked me to put the book down. I wanted to know who all these serial killers I was meeting in random interludes were; and gave a self congratulatory pat on the back to myself when I figured out just what it was they were all carrying. I was rooting for the various love interests despite some of them being incredibly creepy. And when it was all over I was a bit sad that the next book in the series isn’t out right now.

A small note about Golgotha itself. It is a city with life and realism. Mining camps outside of town, various churches, people everyone knows and people completely marginalized- all are present.  Belcher gives he women professions other than prostitute (and though that profession is present the ‘happy whore’ trope is thankfully not in affect). He remembered enough about U.S. history to include a strong Chinese contingent in a town affected by the building of the railroad. Though some of his characters are suspiciously modern when it comes to their views the town still fights with racism and other strong ‘views.’ And the characters fight real fights against these views; some winning small victories and some sadly losing the fight.

4 Stars

Copy for review provided by publisher.


Fantasy Review: ‘Dreamer’s Pool’ by Juliet Marillier

Dreamer's Pool (Blackthorn and Grim, #1)Once upon a time Juliet Marillier wrote a fairy tale and it was wonderful. She didn’t revamp an old classic with a new twist. She didn’t write something like a fairy tale that twists all the tropes around. She didn’t even write a fantasy book with a fairy tale feel to it. She wrote an honest to goodness fairy tale; slightly dark, slightly magical, and completely wonderful.

It starts with a bargain. Blackthorn, who had another name in another time under different circumstances, strikes a deal with a fae; seven years of services for escape from certain death. But the service is not to the fae himself but rather to the service to a community Followed by a man called Grim, or more often Bonehead in the jail they shared, she is to take on her old role of healer and wise women in a new location far from any home she has ever known.

Or maybe it starts with a tragedy. A prince eagerly awaiting his unseen soul mate first sees her in the worst of situations; right after the drowning death of one of her handmaidens in a mysterious pond on the princes’ lands. Where ever it starts these three very different people are now tied together in this fairy game – Grim, Blackthorn and the Prince Oran.

Let’s talk Blackthorn first as it is her story. A redemption tale? Perhaps, we first meet her in jail awaiting her time. A revenge story? Certainly not, as much as she wishes otherwise. The very nature of her bargain keeps her from the vengeance she desires for unknown past crimes. Worse, it forces her to help any who seek it despite her lack of desire to do much for anyone. But she is good at what she does, earns respect quickly and becomes an valuable member of her new community. She is that rare middle aged women who never seems to show in fantasy; the young see her as a crone already but she knows she has a ways to go before she hits that label.

Now Grim. Silent giant, thought to be touched in the head. A violent past implied. Destined to be either a gentle giant or a thug…in another story. But here is just a very human character. He has anger issues but controls them, makes friends in some places and not others, follows Blackthorn like a guard dog but doesn’t hover or attempt to control.

Finally Oran. Idealist. Dreamer. But more practical than he at first seems. He cares for his subjects, rules fairly, and plans his marriage for love around the needs of the kingdom. So it is with surprise and confusion that he tries to understand his betrothed. She isn’t the sweet, intelligent girl he has been writing to. There is a cold side, an aggressive side that doesn’t make sense. Confusion becomes suspicion and eventually he turns to several women he can trust to help him figure it all out.

Recognizing the fairy tale that was being wove I started trying to out think it. All the clues were there. Look how smart I am putting them all together! Aha you think you are so clever but I have figured out the mystery at the half way point. I am enjoying this so keep on writing but…oh wow. Didn’t see that coming. Should have, those clues were there too but I sat there distracted by the more obvious ones. Well then Marillier, this round goes to you.

Nothing fancy here, just great characters and a wonderful story. The only truly evil villains are minor players (though a few others make a run at the title at times) and the fae influence seems to be an easy way to set up the story rather than anything with lasting influence. Those who can’t take some fairy tale conveniences in plot set up may be disappointed but once the pieces are in play there is very little to pick at.

Recommended with full enthusiasm. One of the best books I have read this year.

5 Stars


Tough Travels- Named Weapons


Each Thursday, our copy of ‘The Tough Guide to Fantasyland’ in hand, we shall tour the mystical countryside looking for adventure and fun (and tropes) from all over fantasy.

This week’s topic is NAMED WEAPONS

Surprise! This is not from the Tough Guide but fits the spirit of it well. So let us say for this topic the weapon either needs to be A. Named, B. Famous, or C. Sentient. Thanks to Mogsy for the idea!

This week’s topic almost derailed my reading plans. I was skimming Rachael Aaron’s book for the actual name of the sword I used for the list (which I never found, but it was called The Heart enough that I went with it) and almost jettisoned my current read in favor of a complete series reread. Probably a bit too soon for that so instead have a list.

The HeartEli Monpress by Rachael Aaron – Josef is the best swordsman in the land and The Legend of Eli Monpress (The Legend of Eli Monpress, #1-3)he holds the best sword in the land. Which he does his best NOT to use for long periods of time because it makes things just a little two easy. Light as a feather in his hands The Heart may as well be a steamroller in the hands of anyone else; it ain’t moving. And there is a reason for this because the sword is quite literally a mountain. Big rocky things? Ya, one of those.

There were so many things going on in the Eli Monpress series I know I have lost track of much of it. But Josef’s relationship with his sentient swords made for a very interesting minor side plot.

Stormbringer Elric by Michael Moorcock – What do you know? A book I just read gives me immediate payoff for the topic. A very cool fight scene takes place between to characters holding to named swords; Strombringer and Mournblade. It soon becomes very clear that the swords are threating to become the master of each. Elric’s struggle to take control of a weopon that looks to have the ability to make him near godlike is pretty damn cool.

Though truth be told, Mournblade had the cooler name of the two swords. Also, nice random factoid here, my ‘W’ key is sticking badly and originally that last sentence said ‘to sords.’ So that happened.

The Color of Magic (Discworld, #1)KringThe Color of Magic by Terry Pratchett – ‘In his right hand he carries the magical black sword Kring, which was forged from a thunderbolt and has a soul but suffers no scabbard. Hrun had stolen it only three days before from the impregnable palace of the Archmandrite of B’Itun, and he was already regretting it. It was beginning to get on his nerves.’

Sentient swords should be a blessing to any battle hardened warrior, right? But what if you are a coward who wants to run away? When Rincewind picked up this sword he was unaware that there would be some forced heroism involved. But who can say no when there is a sword up to your throat? Especially if that sword is being wielded by your own arms.

Sword of ProbabilityThe Scar by China Mieville – Uther Doul is one cool cat, guardian to The Scar (Bas-Lag, #2)the lovers who rule the Armada. His sword is a little something special. Which each stroke it goes through every probably outcome that that swing can take. He in turn fights with a style that is basically random in order to insure each swing brings the desired result. I swear this stuff makes since if you read the book.

And yes you can read this one without reading Perdido Street Station. And yes it is proven that if a book is called The Scar it is guaranteed to be awesome.

HruntingBeowulf –No, I have not read Beowulf all the way through. I actually know the story from a ‘translated’ version I found somewhere around college that really dumbed it down while keeping the story in place. That said I am aware of Hrunting. It was the sword that had never failed, which full passages of its creation. And when the time came to go against Grendel’s mother… well you know how it goes.

Basically Hrunting was the fantasy equivalent to Casey at Bat.


Join us next week as we look for MISSING HEIRS

MISSING HEIRS occur with great frequency. At any given time, half the countries in Fantasyland will have mislaid their crown princess/prince.

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